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Location: Fubar, OrkneyTime: Sixth Age, Summer 49 “…and so, I, Diked Dinus The First, the King of all Orkney, now decree that, ah, the Mountains of Akka shall be,” the young lord stammered his way through the beautiful speech that his Chief Advisor had prepared for him. With Ramssee grimacing at every stutter, Diked pressed ahead,Continue reading “3.33 The Annex”

Location: Fubar, OrkneyTime: Sixth Age, Winter 48 to Spring 49 Ramssee watched as Kaoz finish disposing of another body in the woods along the northeast corner of his estate – the secluded burial grounds for so many the bones of the forsaken prostitutes of Fubar. “I’m going to need more land soon.” The viperz quipped asContinue reading “3.32 The Solution”

Location: Fubar, OrkneyTime: Sixth Age, Spring to Winter, 48 With the coming of the Thaws, in the Spring of ’48, King Karl returned to Fubar and relieved Ramssee and Alec of their stewardships in overseeing Prince Brinn – rewarding them both for a job well done with formal public recognition and generous gifts. Although Ramssee wasContinue reading “3.31 The Groomer”

Location: Fubar – Capital City of OrkneyTime: Sixth Age, Spring 47 to Winter, 48 If you’ll recall, Ramssee first met with the myz Kaoz in the Spring of 47, as the latter was making his way through The Northern Wastes. The viperz used his special <Power of Persuasion> to convince the gray giant to join forcesContinue reading “3.30 The Influencer”

Location: Fubar in the Orkney RegionTime: Sixth Age, 49th Year, Early Spring “AHHHH! Yes! My child, you have pleased me well!” The viperz Ramssee tensed, then relaxed – expressing his satisfaction while looking up at the fearful prostitute who was still straddling him.  The frightened teenager had done her best to provide pleasure to theContinue reading “3.29 The Pleasure of Power”

Location: Arbola ForestTimeline: Sixth Age, 46th Year, End of Autumn “It’s a pleasure to meet you, young man. We’ve heard so much about you. Let’s hope you are as fun-loving as your grandsire.” “Ah, Thank you?” Stammered Emcorae, “Helena.” Assisted El-Janus. “She is an advisor to the Arbola Council, and…” With a young elfess called NathilyContinue reading “3.28 Arbola”

Location: On the road to ArbolaTimeline: Sixth Age, 46th Year, Autumn Crack! “Ouch!” yelped Emcorae, dropping the wooden sword he’d been holding as the pain of a false strike radiated up his arm. Knowing the boy did not suffer anything of significance, El-Janus merely smiled, “That is why I said not to contact the oak tree,Continue reading “3.27 Training”

Location: Montaven and beyondTimeline: Sixth Age, 46th Year, Autumn A fortnight later, Beckali, Alboris, Alfranco, Paulina, Teree, and Chich cried together whilst they watched Emcorae ride away from home in the company of a mysterious little elf that only Alfranco knew anything about. The old man had introduced the Amorosi as El-Janus — that same azoraContinue reading “3.26 The Wooden Sword”

Location: MontavenTimeline: Sixth Age, 46th Year, Autumn Emcorae Azop’s mother Beckali was currently awash in memories of her childhood – the woman was heartbroken at the prospect of her son on the verge of losing his innocence to the world, even as she thought back to the time when her own childhood was suddenly ripped away.Continue reading “3.25 Unanswered Prayers”

Location: MontavenTimeline: Sixth Age, 46th Year, Autumn As most of Monthaven prepared for another gloomy winter, Emcorae Azop sat on the porch of his parents’ house, feeling a sense of nostalgia.  How many times have I played in this yard?  He recalled countless hours playing ball by himself or wrestling with his father while hisContinue reading “3.24 Nostalgia”