The Apocrypha of Azazel

Death’s journals are a campy mix of fantasy + religion + mythology. Often self-deprecating, always irreverent, & quite possibly true!

Meet Your Pal Azazel – The God of Death

Do you enjoy a good yarn? I’ve got plenty – wanna know the truth about the creation of this world? Since I was there I can tell you what really happened. Confused about this whole Flat Earth debate? Let me settle that one for you too. Interested in tales about what became of the ancient gods, fallen angels, lost civilizations, what’s beyond that giant ice wall you call Antarctica, and other alleged conspiracy theories like Tartaria and the Mud Flood? I got you covered there too. I’ll give you all this and more when you listen to my stories.

I simply ask one little thing in return – when you die, consider giving me your soul.

After all, most of you don’t act as if you even have a soul, so surely you won’t miss it when you die, right? And who better to take good care of your soul for all eternity than me? The Soul Harvester? Listen, don’t decide now. Check out a few chapters and then make up your mind. I’m sure I can convince you…