Part I: What Happened to Pesties?Chapter 2 - The Soul HarvesterTimeline: Sixth Age of Substance, 44th Year,Winter There’s nothing like the comforts of home, is there? For me, it’s sipping the finest red (1) from my chalice while lounging on my throne. You'll recall, my palatial estate was located in and arounds the grounds that... Continue Reading →
1.1 The Stairway of Infinity
Part 1: The Search for DagaalChapter 1: The Stairway of Infinity Seek Ye The Light! Escape these torments in The Light! These were the sole thoughts driving me inexorably onward through the oppressive darkness and up the maddening ascent of The Stairway of Infinity. Daemons clutched at my robes, their icy grips pulling me toward... Continue Reading →
2.1 The Arbols
Part II - The AmorosiChapter 1 - The ArbolsLocation: Arbola ForestTimeline: Sixth Age, 44th Year It may hearten you to learn that not every thread of this grand tapestry revolves around my inestimable self—though, if I had my way, it would, and the tale would be all the richer for it. But alas, A’H’s tiresome... Continue Reading →
2.7 The Next Azoras
Location: Arbola ForestTimeline: Sixth Age, 46th year, Summer to Autumn Oh, the utter, magnificent despair of a mortal trying to change who they are. They believe that if they simply cut their hair or change their clothes, they can transform their very souls. It’s an adorable delusion, like a child putting on a cape and... Continue Reading →
5.9 The Solution
Location: Fubar, OrkneyTime: Sixth Age, Winter 48 to Spring 49 Ramssee watched as Kaoz finish disposing of another body in the woods along the northeast corner of his estate – the secluded burial grounds for so many the bones of the forsaken prostitutes of Fubar. "I'm going to need more land soon." The viperz quipped as... Continue Reading →
5.8 The Groomer
Location: Fubar, OrkneyTime: Sixth Age, Spring to Winter, 48 With the coming of the Thaws, in the Spring of ’48, King Karl returned to Fubar and relieved Ramssee and Alec of their stewardships in overseeing Prince Brinn – rewarding them both for a job well done with formal public recognition and generous gifts. Although Ramssee was... Continue Reading →
6.1 The Pleasure of Power
Location: Fubar in the Orkney RegionTime: Sixth Age, 49th Year, Early Spring “AHHHH! Yes! My child, you have pleased me well!” The viperz Ramssee tensed, then relaxed - expressing his satisfaction while looking up at the fearful prostitute who was still straddling him. The frightened teenager had done her best to provide pleasure to the... Continue Reading →
3.1 – A Slight of Hand
Location: Nektar’s CauldronChapter 1 - A Slight of HandTimeline: Sixth Age of Substance, 46th Year, Spring Enough about Nathily—who cares, right? Let’s get back to something far more interesting—ME! I am Azazel, God of Death, and the petty dramas of elvish maidens are but a speck of dust beneath my notice. My story, however, is... Continue Reading →
1.5 – The Viperz
Part I - What Happened to Pesties?Chapter 5 - The ViperzTimeline: Sixth Age of Substance, 44th Year,Winter I don't wanna wait in vain for your love...I don't wanna wait in vain for your love... I love singing to myself when I'm reminiscing, don't you? Ah, The Grim - you might say it was "My Precious,"... Continue Reading →
1.4 – The Necronomicon
Part 1: What Happened to Pesties?Chapter 4: The NecronomiconTimeline: Sixth Age of Substance, 44th Year, Winter I've told you before that how a god views the perceptions of Time is much different than how you mortals agonize over it (1). As such, while the minutes waned as I waited for my slaves to retrieve the... Continue Reading →