Location: Fubar in the Orkney RegionTimeline: Sixth Age, Summer to Fall, 51 Ah, the little human mind. Such a fragile, intricate, and utterly predictable thing. I watch them, these tiny specks of dust, and I can't help but feel a flicker of what you mortals might call... amusement. They chase after power, after love, after... Continue Reading →
6.9 Down and Out in Fubar
Location: Fubar in the Orkney RegionTimeline: Sixth Age, Summer, 51 My, my, how quickly things can change. One moment, Ramssee was the undisputed master of his tiny kingdom, a puppet king pulling the strings with a practiced hand. The next, his carefully constructed world was on the brink of collapse and oh, how he paddled... Continue Reading →
6.8 Charade of the Champion
Location: Fubar in the Orkney RegionTimeline: Sixth Age, Summer, 51 The sands of time, which had flowed so languidly in Ramssee’s favor, were now caught in a mad, furious whirl - but he wasn't about to let the sands flow without action. For Ramssee was a man with a single, horrifying problem: a king he’d... Continue Reading →
6.7 The Taste of Fear
Location: Fubar in the Orkney RegionTimeline: Sixth Age, Winter, 50 to Spring, 51 And I was so sure I would have enjoyed that particular glass of brandy! Ramssee ruefully remembered my surprise visit, recalling himself whiling away another night in the King’s Den. The room, a study in quiet, indulgent luxury, was a stark contrast to... Continue Reading →
6.6 The Hunger
Location: Fubar in the Orkney RegionTimeline: Sixth Age, Spring, 51 Ah, the fleeting nature of mortal comfort. It's a delectable little tragedy, isn't it? One moment, they are basking in the warmth of their stolen triumphs, the next, the chilling winds of reality come howling in through the window. It is during these moments of... Continue Reading →
6.5 Fluidity
Location: Akka Mountains & FubarTime: Sixth Age, Winter 49 to Spring 50 So it was that Ramssee faced his first true setback. The Akka mines were not so easy to open. The Fubar Forty-Niners, for all their valiant effort, had run into a wall of stone they couldn't possibly move. Arwin's seal [placed there when... Continue Reading →
6.4 Hi Ho, Hi Ho
Location: Akka & FubarTime: Sixth Age, Winter 49 Within a month the miners of Fubar had achieved success - in fact they burst into the hallowed halls of Akka - and rejoiced like common thieves, their eyes wide with a greed so pure it was almost admirable. Once the dwarves' doors were, the so-called “Fubar... Continue Reading →
6.3 The Dig
Location: Akka MountainsTime: Sixth Age, Summer to Winter 49 Lament with me - the slow, clumsy march of mortal progress. It took my little viperz, Ramssee, nearly two years to get his grand scheme in motion. Two years. A mere blink in the cosmic eye, of course, but for me, a being of perpetual, glorious ambition, it... Continue Reading →
6.2 The Annex
Location: Fubar, OrkneyTime: Sixth Age, Summer 49 Ah, yes. The pomp and circumstance of mortal rulers. A truly pathetic spectacle, if you ask me. In this case it was the little despot, Diked Dinus, who stumbled through his moment of glory. It was like watching a newborn chick trying to crow. All awkward flapping and... Continue Reading →
5.8 The Influencer
Location: Fubar – Capital City of OrkneyTime: Sixth Age, Spring to Winter, Year 47 My pawns Ramssee and Kaoz arrived at Fubar - the capital of Orkney - later that summer, and while Kaoz was forced to stay out of sight because of his freakish appearance, the changeling Ramssee could move about freely. He was my... Continue Reading →
The Apocrypha of Azazel 